Things that go better with Coke

While working on the car, a friendly cop told me how to fix battery corrosion:

Cop: "Coca-Cola."

Me: "..."

I told the wife about this, and she said to buy a Coke when I purchase the battery. Then she said,

"Imagine what that stuff must be doing to your body!"

Me: "Well, it's a good thing, right? If you swallow battery acid, drink a coke."


That's one coke-and-acid coming right up!